4.16.2003

No soliciting
I walk past several clumps of Jehovah's Witnesses at the train station the three days a week I commute to the city. Usually these overdressed folks coyly wave their fans of literature and smile. Others -- mostly the older men -- stand around in their tweed and fedoras holding Watchtower magazines like offering plates ready to receive a contribution.

None have approached me yet, but if one did, I'd be heartily tempted to say, "Oh, the Arian heresy, how quaint."

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